Naked dating vid

VH1 really likes to drive home its belief that this show is a “radical dating experiment.” At every introduction, the host asks: Will people put everything — from genitals to bad tattoos to glaring personality flaws — out there for judgment?

On last night’s episode, we finally got an answer in the form of Katie, who is the living embodiment of all VH1’s radical ambitions, the show’s raison d’etre.

VH1 should thank her for providing an accurate tagline.

In the end, however, the rules of heartwarming teen movies prevail: the Prom Queen choses the nerd.

Finally, Dating Naked delivers on two promises: naked ziplining and foul-mouthed Katie.

Katie is from Queens, curses like a sailor, and talks about her vagina.

He goes right in for the hug, attempting to dick-poke her because that’s went men do.

It just goes to show: You can put two people in a room and take away their clothes, but you can’t make them appreciate it.

Date 2: Keegan goes on a spa date with the overly confident Jesse.

She’s just your typical woman on the hunt for her “ride-or-die guy.” Keegan tries to run from her, but Katie came to this tropical island to wrap her bare legs around someone on a tandem zipline. They strap into the harness and meld together into one flying naked blur. Until someone forgets to pull the handbrake and Katie’s face slams into the stopping block. Luckily, the producers let you put your clothes on to go to the hospital.

Of course this is not the last of the unsinkable Katie.

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